- stay hydrated
- be elusive
- avoid a harsh flash
- try to get plenty of exercise
- play hard to get
- be aware of lighting
- elongate the neck
- eat plenty of fish
- grow old gracefully
- keep an air of mystery
- a true lady reveals nothing
sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order
- baby: mm- m- mm- m-
- his mama: what is it baby? are you trying to say mama?
- baby: mulder that is not a ufo
- mulder: yes it is
lets pretend cutie boy is in love with me and he will go to the beach with me and I can fall asleep on his lap and we can be in love and we can to NYC and walk around art museums and he’ll see me be like a beautiful angel of artsy shit and then regret never beating up Ryan for ever making me feel less than a complete babe.
need more friends who will
- hang out in lingerie and drink wine w me
- go on midnight walks w me
- make art w me/ inspire me/ let me photograph them
- dance w me
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.