(Source: kawaiithreats, via hwat3vz)

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

(Source: lamapalooza, via itssaraskank)

  • baby: mm- m- mm- m-
  • his mama: what is it baby? are you trying to say mama?
  • baby: mulder that is not a ufo
  • mulder: yes it is

lets pretend cutie boy is in love with me and he will go to the beach with me and I can fall asleep on his lap and we can be in love and we can to NYC and walk around art museums and he’ll see me be like a beautiful angel of artsy shit and then regret never beating up Ryan for ever making me feel less than a complete babe. 

uglygirlsclub:

need more friends who will

  • hang out in lingerie and drink wine w me
  • go on midnight walks w me
  • make art w me/ inspire me/ let me photograph them
  • dance w me 

(via queerpuke)

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

(via tarntino)

Timestamp: 1406695288

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

(via tarntino)

itsjawnryen:

Same.

(via queerpuke)

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(via flower-crowns-and-broken-hearts)

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

(Source: cyberqueer, via tarntino)

Timestamp: 1406678973

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

(Source: cyberqueer, via tarntino)

The Cast of The Grand Budapest Hotel- Dir. Wes Anderson

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Timestamp: 1406677273

The Cast of The Grand Budapest Hotel- Dir. Wes Anderson

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